The FineLine Analytics NFL Power Rankings — Week 1

From Philly’s cheat-code roster to the Saints’ existential crisis—who’s real, who’s vibes, who’s cooked.

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🏈 The FineLine Analytics NFL Power Rankings — Week 1, 2025

Tier 1: The Avengers

1. Eagles (0-0) — Returning 10 of 11 offensive starters and still flexing the league’s best trench play. Everyone’s gunning for Philly, but this team looks like it’s built in a Madden cheat code lab.

2. Bills (0-0) — Josh Allen is the MVP, and Buffalo has no excuse not to finally cash in. If they don’t, expect Niagara Falls to freeze over from fan tears.

3. Chiefs (0-0) — Mahomes got his deep ball swagger back in camp. If the O-line holds, KC is going to mess up the AFC West again.

4. Ravens (0-0) — Lamar + Derrick Henry + that defense = terrifying. But it’s “show me in January” season for Baltimore.

5. Packers (0-0) — The Micah Parsons trade was a mafia-style power move. Green Bay just went from “fun playoff team” to “oh shit, they’re legit.”

Tier 2: Contenders With Questions

6. Lions (0-0) — They lost both coordinators, but the roster is still filthy. Dan Campbell might bite through his headset before he lets this team slip.

7. Rams (0-0) — Stafford’s back is basically a ticking time bomb, but Davante Adams + Jared Verse makes them sneaky dangerous.

8. Buccaneers (0-0) — Baker Mayfield is your dark-horse MVP candidate. Yeah, I said it. The Bucs have one of the most complete rosters outside the top five.

9. Bengals (0-0) — Offense can hang 30 on anyone. Defense couldn’t stop a folding chair last year. Al Golden better have more than a lucky whistle.

10. Commanders (0-0) — Jayden Daniels is the coolest thing to hit D.C. since Obama’s jump shot. Regression is possible, but I’m buying.

Tier 3: “If Everything Breaks Right…”

11. Broncos (0-0) — That defense is prison-yard nasty. If Bo Nix isn’t a pumpkin, Denver could spoil some dreams.

12. Vikings (0-0) — J.J. McCarthy is either going to be the next C.J. Stroud or the next Zach Wilson. No in-between.

13. 49ers (0-0) — Stop telling me they’re “back.” Injuries, defensive holes, and a roster that feels a little… off.

14. Chargers (0-0) — Harbaugh will squeeze wins, but no Slater means Herbert might need life insurance.

15. Texans (0-0) — Defense can hang with anyone, but that O-line is papier-mâché. Stroud better be Houdini.

16. Steelers (0-0) — Rodgers in black and gold feels like a Netflix limited series: “Grumpy Old QB.”

17. Bears (0-0) — Caleb Williams is the future, Ben Johnson is the right coach… but this is a slow build, not a fast track.

18. Seahawks (0-0) — Darnold redemption tour, chapter two. I’m skeptical, but their defense is underrated.

Tier 4: Fun, Flawed, and Forgettable

19. Falcons (0-0) — Offense could be fireworks. Defense is water balloons.

20. Cowboys (0-0) — Trading Parsons was like selling your Ferrari to buy a Kia. Pickens will help Dak, but this defense is cooked.

21. Cardinals (0-0) — Kyler’s good enough to keep them frisky, but they’re not built to hang with NFC heavyweights.

22. Jaguars (0-0) — Trevor Lawrence is officially on “prove-it” watch. Rookie Travis Hunter is fun, but this roster is not.

23. Patriots (0-0) — Vrabel will make them tough, Drake Maye gives hope, but “second-best in AFC East” is their ceiling.

24. Jets (0-0) — Justin Fields reboot. Translation: Jets fans should stock up on whiskey.

25. Dolphins (0-0) — Tyreek Hill is still elite. The rest of this roster? Swiss cheese and sad trombones.

26. Colts (0-0) — Benching Richardson for Daniel Jones is like trading in a Tesla for a used Corolla.

Tier 5: The Basement Boys

27. Panthers (0-0) — Bryce Young looks serviceable. The defense looks like tissue paper.

28. Raiders (0-0) — Geno + Pete Carroll is fun, but this is still a rebuild in the AFC West meat grinder.

29. Titans (0-0) — Cam Ward has juice. The rest of the roster is straight pulp.

30. Giants (0-0) — Russell Wilson to Jaxson Dart is the saddest QB succession plan since Flacco to… literally anyone.

31. Browns (0-0) — Joe Flacco is your Week 1 starter. That’s the sentence. That’s the analysis.

32. Saints (0-0) — When your QB battle is Tyler Shough vs. Spencer Rattler, it’s not a battle, it’s a cry for help.

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